This made me chortle.
Erich: "Do we have any more Kleenex?"
Susan: "I dunno."
Erich: sighing "I put you in charge of ONE THING--
Susan: sharp intake of breath, ready to protest
Erich: ". . .the house. . .and you don't even know if we have any Kleenex!"
I guess this is one of those "had to be there" things, but I lol'd. :)