When there's cereal in the house, I tend to go overboard. After several days of double-helpings of Grape Nuts after Erich leaves for work:
Erich: What happened to all the Grape Nuts??
Me: I TOLD you, I've been going nuts on the Grape Nuts.
Erich: But we just bought it, and I only had one bowl....
Me: What part of "I went nuts on the Grape Nuts" don't you understand?!?
Erich: The "grape"! I mean, where does that even COME from????